Princess Booski is secure in his manhood.
Author: Annie
Arm Wrestling
What do normal families do on Saturday mornings?
Sam Smith
{Sam Smith song comes in in the car}
Dizzle: “Mom, can you turn it? I can’t listen to this guy whine anymore.”
Flat Top
Have you ever slept so hard that you wake up looking like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? 
Feeling the Spirit
Fast Feet
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When you can only break dance with those fast feet because you have stitches in your little hand.
After the Dog
Poor little brother found out how low he falls on the totem pole. 
Severed Hand
Another day, another severed Barbie hand found in my bed.
Low Priorities
Dizzle: “Mom, guess what! I did that gymnastics move without breaking my neck.”
At Least 3x a Day
When you’re going to a pool party and you’ve got to get it right.