My Gong Show

Princess Booski

Princess Booski is secure in his manhood.

What do normal families do on Saturday mornings?

{Sam Smith song comes in in the car}

Dizzle: “Mom, can you turn it? I can’t listen to this guy whine anymore.”

Have you ever slept so hard that you wake up looking like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

When you can only break dance with those fast feet because you have stitches in your little hand.

Poor little brother found out how low he falls on the totem pole.

Another day, another severed Barbie hand found in my bed.

Dizzle: “Mom, guess what! I did that gymnastics move without breaking my neck.”

When you’re going to a pool party and you’ve got to get it right.