Italian StallionĀ 

Name: Booski 

Hobbies: obsessively combing his hair

Likes: combs, lots of product

Dislikes: flyaways, people touching his hair

In search of: a gold chain and a track suit to complete his guido look. 

Diagnosis

Booski had a fever the other day and I was trying to figure out what was going on with him. 

Me: Do you have a headache?

Him: No.

Me: Do you have a stomach ache?

Him: No.

Me: Does your throat hurt?

Him: No.

Me: Do your ears hurt? 

Him: No.

Him:šŸ¤” I had the hiccups yesterday. 

Cheese

When the photographer tells you that if you smile nice you’ll get fruit snacks, you’re going to make sure your little brother doesn’t ruin it for you. 

Canonize Me

Things that are cute: when your husband is trying to plan something for your 10 year anniversary. 

Things that are not cute: when you realize he’s planning it for the wrong month because he has no idea the date of your anniversary. 

How To Keep Boys Away

Dizzle: I want to wear the same shirt today.

Me: You wore that shirt yesterday and it has a big taco spot right on your chest.

Dizzle: I know, I love how I can smell like tacos all day.