Being the favorite 364 days a year ain’t so bad. You’re up, Dad.
Author: Annie
Can You Guess?
Can you guess what happened here?
Nice Camera
I was reeeeeally relieved when my daughter told me that this was a drawing of the photographer taking our family pictures.
The Snowflake
My boy was so proud of his “snowflake” that I told him to go hang it up in his room. This is how he took that.
So Big
This is right before got so excited and said “whoa, look how tall I am!”
The Olympian
Naked Olympic watching and cereal drinking. Everybody’s doing it.
A How-To
How to give your mom a heart attack:
- Don your favorite ski mask.
- Hang a jump rope from the balcony.
- Tell mom you were “just gonna swing down real quick.”
Boom Shakalaka
Should I be concerned or proud that my daughter just dunked her brother’s dirty diaper in the trash and yelled “boom shakalaka”?
Life Lessons on Vacation
Dizzle’s dad: I like to play in sandboxes, too. But it’s important not to talk back to your mom and dad because that’s naughty. And they love you so much so you should be nice to them.
Dizzle: I know because but they’re just rude about some things.
Dizzle’s dad: Well, I don’t know. They probably wouldn’t be rude if you were a little nicer. I’m always nice to my parents and so they’re always nice to me.
Dizzle: Well, I don’t know if you could be nice me.
Dizzle’s dad: I could be nice to you. Hi, nice to meet you.
Dizzle: Nice to meet you.
Dizzle’s dad: Wanna go study or do some volunteer work?
Dizzle: We could do ballet.
Dizzle’s dad: Oh, ballet! Awesome. Looks at this. It’s my downward dog. Woohoo. Whoa, I just did a flip into the splits. Yay.
Shooting Bows and Drinking Chocolate Milk
“Oh, I swapped my ear in the face.”