So you’re telling me that two is too young to have gum?
Author: Annie
Pointy Side Up
When I find myself having to dig this screw from deep within my son’s nose, I start to worry about his future.
Fine Motor Skills
This is what I’m supposed to carve?!
The Explorer
Go home, Dora. You’re drunk.
The End of the World
Reason my toddler is losing his mind.
The Bachelor
Booski walks by when the Bachelor was on TV. “Whoa, that boy has a loooooot of sisters.”
Really Tall Hair
This is a picture of me playing volleyball. But you already knew that.
Naked Pantry Climbing
When you decide to risk your life for that handful of chocolate chips.
The Boot
Dizzle: “If I’m late for daycare, I’m gonna get fired.”
Tuition Well Spent
Me: Did you learn anything new today in school?
Dizzle: Yeah, I learned how to do the dab.