Bedtime Talk
I love when I’m putting my son to bed and he asks such thought provoking questions like “would I die if I got shot in the weiner?”
Author: Annie
Your Mom Went to College
Booski: “Mom, when do you think you’ll get bigger so you’ve can go to college? You’re not even getting any bigger.”
I’m Sorry Jesus
Dizzle wanted to liven things up. Party in Bethlehem.
Not Today
Dizzle: “Mom, I did something kind today! I let Brooklyn cut me in line.”
Me: “That’s great. How about you Booski, did you do anything nice today?”
Booski: “No, I wasn’t feelin’ it.”
Halloween
The unsuspecting princess has no idea that she’s about to get drop kicked by a ghost ninja.
My Life
6:30 am
Dizzle comes in my room, gently taps me on my forehead and whisper yells Mom, I have a really important question. How do you say “Would you like a breadstick, my dear?” in Spanish?
My life is so weird.
Proud Mom
The only way my son will practice his writing is if we’re writing potty words. So far, he’s mastered poop, pee and toots.
Adulting
Whenever I start to think that adulting is hard, I just remember that I get all the pink and red Mike & Ikes and give the garbage flavor to my kids.
All Before 8 a.m.
Do cement trucks dump dirt?
What do pigs eat?
Why are adults bigger than kids?
How come you’re not very big?
Did Jesus ever meet a big dragon?
Are dinosaurs just sorta big or super big?
Why is it harder to go on one ski than two skis?
How come my favorite color is red and your favorite color is blue?
Why is it called corn on the cob and not cob on the corn?
Inheritance
Booski: “Dizzle, you can have my Detroit Tigers flip flops, but I get ’em back when you die.”