Is it a swear to say “SEE YA LATA SUCKA?”
Author: Annie
True Love
True love is yelling “smash it!” to your sister when she’s up to bat, even though you’re playing shortstop on the opposing team.
Yum
Dizzle: I can’t believe you picked that gum off the ground and put it in your mouth. That’s disgusting!
Booski: Well, I wiped the ants off it first.
Two Tonys
Shoutout to all the guests at Two Tonys, who acted completely unfazed when my son dropped his pants and whipped his business out right in the middle of dinner.
Responsibilities
Dizzle: “I’m just so tired of dealing with Booski’s ‘sponsibilities!”
Mermaid Status
Say what you want about me, in my daughter’s opinion, I’m a stone cold fox. But can I get a B cup?!
Consistency is Key
My son has worn the same outfit for a solid nine days. Consistency is key. Just ask the smelly kid.
Sounds Legit
Dizzle (to Annie): “Booski (1 year) asked if you’d give him a piece of candy because he wants to give it to me.”
Comebacks
Booski has three comebacks:
1. “Pizza toots”
This is generally said in good fun. It’s said in a sing-songy, teasing voice. He’s smiling.
2. “Booty buttcwack”
He’s starting to get mad. This is usually in response to a person taking one of his toys or turning Power Rangers off. He’s no longer smiling. His voice might be raised. Warning: this may lead to #3.
3. If he yells at you to “POOP IN YO PANTS!” it’s on.
This one is reserved for his sister. He’s yelling. Probably crying. These are fighting words.
Thankful
I am thankful for Dizzle’s artwork. I’m the one on the far left with the hair blowing in the wind and her dad seems to have a serious neck injury.
