Category: Booski

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When you can only break dance with those fast feet because you have stitches in your little hand.

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When you’re going to a pool party and you’ve got to get it right.

Name: Booski 

Hobbies: obsessively combing his hair

Likes: combs, lots of product

Dislikes: flyaways, people touching his hair

In search of: a gold chain and a track suit to complete his guido look. 

Question: On June 18, 2017, the toilet became clogged with a watermelon rind. This human is the culprit.

Answer: Who is Booski?

Booski had a fever the other day and I was trying to figure out what was going on with him. 

Me: Do you have a headache?

Him: No.

Me: Do you have a stomach ache?

Him: No.

Me: Does your throat hurt?

Him: No.

Me: Do your ears hurt? 

Him: No.

Him: I had the hiccups yesterday. 

Me: “I love the puppy being this small. I don’t want her to get big yet.” 

Bennett:  “Well, what if we just don’t feed her?”

Advice of the day: never tell your kid that you “fired” someone unless you’re positive that he knows the meaning of the word. My son is now convinced that I have set another human being on fire. On the bright side, he hasn’t talked back all night. 

I slept so peacefully last night after Bennett softly whispered in my ear “you’re gonna die before me.”