My Gong Show

The Olympian

Naked Olympic watching and cereal drinking. Everybody’s doing it.

“Oh, I swapped my ear in the face.”

ut to dinner as a family. I can’t understand why everyone is staring at us.

Booski could no longer fight the urge to jazzercise.

Booski is not invited to family pictures next year.

Photo cred: Heather Abram Photography

When I find myself having to dig this screw from deep within my son’s nose, I start to worry about his future.

This is a picture of me playing volleyball. But you already knew that.

When you decide to risk your life for that handful of chocolate chips.

The only way my son will practice his writing is if we’re writing potty words. So far, he’s mastered poop, pee and toots.

Whenever I start to think that adulting is hard, I just remember that I get all the pink and red Mike & Ikes and give the garbage flavor to my kids.