Do cement trucks dump dirt?
What do pigs eat?
Why are adults bigger than kids?
How come you’re not very big?
Did Jesus ever meet a big dragon?
Are dinosaurs just sorta big or super big?
Why is it harder to go on one ski than two skis?
How come my favorite color is red and your favorite color is blue?
Why is it called corn on the cob and not cob on the corn?
Booski: “Dizzle, you can have my Detroit Tigers flip flops, but I get ’em back when you die.”
True love is yelling “smash it!” to your sister when she’s up to bat, even though you’re playing shortstop on the opposing team.
Dizzle: I can’t believe you picked that gum off the ground and put it in your mouth. That’s disgusting!
Booski: Well, I wiped the ants off it first.
Shoutout to all the guests at Two Tonys, who acted completely unfazed when my son dropped his pants and whipped his business out right in the middle of dinner.
My son has worn the same outfit for a solid nine days. Consistency is key. Just ask the smelly kid.
Booski has three comebacks:
1. “Pizza toots”
This is generally said in good fun. It’s said in a sing-songy, teasing voice. He’s smiling.
2. “Booty buttcwack”
He’s starting to get mad. This is usually in response to a person taking one of his toys or turning Power Rangers off. He’s no longer smiling. His voice might be raised. Warning: this may lead to #3.
3. If he yells at you to “POOP IN YO PANTS!” it’s on.
This one is reserved for his sister. He’s yelling. Probably crying. These are fighting words.
