Category: Booski (Age 4)
Fast Feet
When you can only break dance with those fast feet because you have stitches in your little hand.
At Least 3x a Day
When you’re going to a pool party and you’ve got to get it right.
Italian Stallion
And That’s How the Fight Started
I’ll Take Toilets for 600
Diagnosis
Booski had a fever the other day and I was trying to figure out what was going on with him.
Me: Do you have a headache?
Him: No.
Me: Do you have a stomach ache?
Him: No.
Me: Does your throat hurt?
Him: No.
Me: Do your ears hurt?
Him: No.
Him:🤔 I had the hiccups yesterday.
Animal Abuse
Me: “I love the puppy being this small. I don’t want her to get big yet.”
Bennett: “Well, what if we just don’t feed her?”
You’re Fired
Advice of the day: never tell your kid that you “fired” someone unless you’re positive that he knows the meaning of the word. My son is now convinced that I have set another human being on fire. On the bright side, he hasn’t talked back all night.
He Has a Way with Words
I slept so peacefully last night after Bennett softly whispered in my ear “you’re gonna die before me.”