Italian Stallion 

Name: Booski 

Hobbies: obsessively combing his hair

Likes: combs, lots of product

Dislikes: flyaways, people touching his hair

In search of: a gold chain and a track suit to complete his guido look. 

Diagnosis

Booski had a fever the other day and I was trying to figure out what was going on with him. 

Me: Do you have a headache?

Him: No.

Me: Do you have a stomach ache?

Him: No.

Me: Does your throat hurt?

Him: No.

Me: Do your ears hurt? 

Him: No.

Him:🤔 I had the hiccups yesterday. 

You’re Fired

Advice of the day: never tell your kid that you “fired” someone unless you’re positive that he knows the meaning of the word. My son is now convinced that I have set another human being on fire. On the bright side, he hasn’t talked back all night.