Booski is a glass half full kind of guy. A few days after our beloved dog dies: “Hey Mom, now that Shooter is dead, I can finally beat him in a race.”
Category: Booski (Age 4)
Your Face is Boring
Booski is really into the word “boring” right now. It’s really confusing for me when he keeps telling me how boring it is to sit in the car for the 10 minute drive to school. I’m already serenading him from the front seat. Does he want me to add an instrument? Some choreography? Maybe he wants me to engage in a board game with him while I drive a motorized vehicle?
The Custodian
Please consider this my public apology to the custodian at my son’s school. I’m sure clean up was extra fun after Booski thought it was hilarious to turn off the lights on his buddies while they were still peeing.
The Snowflake
So Big
A How-To
How to give your mom a heart attack:
- Don your favorite ski mask.
- Hang a jump rope from the balcony.
- Tell mom you were “just gonna swing down real quick.”
The Bachelor
Booski walks by when the Bachelor was on TV. “Whoa, that boy has a loooooot of sisters.”
Bedtime Talk
I love when I’m putting my son to bed and he asks such thought provoking questions like “would I die if I got shot in the weiner?”
Your Mom Went to College
Booski: “Mom, when do you think you’ll get bigger so you’ve can go to college? You’re not even getting any bigger.”
Not Today
Dizzle: “Mom, I did something kind today! I let Brooklyn cut me in line.”
Me: “That’s great. How about you Booski, did you do anything nice today?”
Booski: “No, I wasn’t feelin’ it.”