Booski is a glass half full kind of guy. A few days after our beloved dog dies: “Hey Mom, now that Shooter is dead, I can finally beat him in a race.”
Category: Booski
Your Face is Boring
Booski is really into the word “boring” right now. It’s really confusing for me when he keeps telling me how boring it is to sit in the car for the 10 minute drive to school. I’m already serenading him from the front seat. Does he want me to add an instrument? Some choreography? Maybe he wants me to engage in a board game with him while I drive a motorized vehicle?
The Custodian
Please consider this my public apology to the custodian at my son’s school. I’m sure clean up was extra fun after Booski thought it was hilarious to turn off the lights on his buddies while they were still peeing.
The Snowflake
So Big
The Olympian
A How-To
How to give your mom a heart attack:
- Don your favorite ski mask.
- Hang a jump rope from the balcony.
- Tell mom you were “just gonna swing down real quick.”
Shooting Bows and Drinking Chocolate Milk
“Oh, I swapped my ear in the face.”
No, It’s Not Halloween
Out to dinner as a family. I can’t understand why everyone is staring at us.
Jazzercise
Booski could no longer fight the urge to jazzercise.