Category: Booski

Booski has three comebacks:

1. “Pizza toots”
This is generally said in good fun. It’s said in a sing-songy, teasing voice. He’s smiling.

2. “Booty buttcwack”  
He’s starting to get mad. This is usually in response to a person taking one of his toys or turning Power Rangers off. He’s no longer smiling. His voice might be raised. Warning: this may lead to #3.

3. If he yells at you to “POOP IN YO PANTS!” it’s on.
This one is reserved for his sister. He’s yelling. Probably crying. These are fighting words.

I’m pretty confident that my kid was the only one who showed up for picture day wearing a cutoff baseball shirt.

Reason why my daughter is crying: Booski said to her “You smell like a buttcwack.”

Getting your picture taken with your little brother is not as fun as getting your picture taken with your big sister.

I think my newly potty trained Booski just used the “sandwich approach” with me. We’re on our way to the gym and all in a fast sentence, he says “I lub you so mush Mommy I just pooped my pants I lub you so mush.”