Go home, Dora. You’re drunk.
Category: Dizzle (Age 3)
The Boot
Dizzle: “If I’m late for daycare, I’m gonna get fired.”
Sounds Legit
Dizzle (to Annie): “Booski (1 year) asked if you’d give him a piece of candy because he wants to give it to me.”
Sloppy Seconds
Dizzle to me: “If you don’t give me four cookies in my hand, I don’t think I’ll be your best friend anymore. Then, it’ll be Daddy.”
I’m Sorry
Dizzle (3) just grabbed Booski (1) by the face and gave him the sincerest apology: “I’m sorry I almost broke your neck.”