When the photographer tells you that if you smile nice you’ll get fruit snacks, you’re going to make sure your little brother doesn’t ruin it for you. 
Category: Dizzle (Age 4)
Don’t Be That Girl
There’s always that one drunk girl at every pool party.
Life Advice
Life advice from big sis to little bro: “Never touch a skunk or you’ll be the smelly kid.”
Family is Family
Me to Dizzle: “I’m really proud to be your mama.”
Dizzle to Me: “Yeah, I’m really proud to be your sister.
Eh, close enough.
Sarcastic
Dizzle: “I was being fantastic. That means I said it in a funny voice and I didn’t really mean it.”
Like You Just Don’t Care
Dizzle (while trying to teach a neighbor friend to dance): “No, no, no. You have to wave your arms in the air like you just don’t care.”
Genius
Sometimes I’m pretty certain that my daughter is a genius. And then I get a call from daycare telling me that she put rock salt up her nose.
Seeing Jesus
Me: Hey bud, how was your day?
Dizzle: Good. We went to church. Father Mark was there.
Me: Oh yeah?
Dizzle: Yeah, I heard Jesus was there, too, but I didn’t see him.