I was reeeeeally relieved when my daughter told me that this was a drawing of the photographer taking our family pictures.
Category: Dizzle (Age 5)
Fine Motor Skills
This is what I’m supposed to carve?!
Tuition Well Spent
Me: Did you learn anything new today in school?
Dizzle: Yeah, I learned how to do the dab.
Halloween
The unsuspecting princess has no idea that she’s about to get drop kicked by a ghost ninja.
My Life
6:30 am
Dizzle comes in my room, gently taps me on my forehead and whisper yells Mom, I have a really important question. How do you say “Would you like a breadstick, my dear?” in Spanish?
My life is so weird.
See Ya Lata
Is it a swear to say “SEE YA LATA SUCKA?”
Responsibilities
Dizzle: “I’m just so tired of dealing with Booski’s ‘sponsibilities!”
Mermaid Status
Say what you want about me, in my daughter’s opinion, I’m a stone cold fox. But can I get a B cup?!
Thankful
I am thankful for Dizzle’s artwork. I’m the one on the far left with the hair blowing in the wind and her dad seems to have a serious neck injury.
Conferences
Conversation with my daughter regarding school conferences:
Me: “Your teacher said you talk while she’s talking. That’s disrespectful.”
Dizzle: “My brain tells me to do it.”
Me: “Well don’t listen to your brain.”
Dizzle: “It’s in charge of me.”
Me: “No, I am in charge of you.”
Dizzle: “Well, you’re not with me in school and my brain is.”
Told.