Dizzle: When is Luna’s birthday?
Me: You know what? It’s actually Christmas.
Dizzle: Whoa, that’s crazy! So she’s just like Jesus… except I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t poop on the floor.
(Luna is the puppy, not some weird aunt who poops in floors).
Category: Dizzle
The Favorite
Being the favorite 364 days a year ain’t so bad. You’re up, Dad.
Nice Camera
I was reeeeeally relieved when my daughter told me that this was a drawing of the photographer taking our family pictures.
Boom Shakalaka
Should I be concerned or proud that my daughter just dunked her brother’s dirty diaper in the trash and yelled “boom shakalaka”?
Life Lessons on Vacation
Dizzle’s dad: I like to play in sandboxes, too. But it’s important not to talk back to your mom and dad because that’s naughty. And they love you so much so you should be nice to them.
Dizzle: I know because but they’re just rude about some things.
Dizzle’s dad: Well, I don’t know. They probably wouldn’t be rude if you were a little nicer. I’m always nice to my parents and so they’re always nice to me.
Dizzle: Well, I don’t know if you could be nice me.
Dizzle’s dad: I could be nice to you. Hi, nice to meet you.
Dizzle: Nice to meet you.
Dizzle’s dad: Wanna go study or do some volunteer work?
Dizzle: We could do ballet.
Dizzle’s dad: Oh, ballet! Awesome. Looks at this. It’s my downward dog. Woohoo. Whoa, I just did a flip into the splits. Yay.
Don’t Be That Girl
There’s always that one drunk girl at every pool party.
Sleeping Beauty’s Long Nap
And you thought you were having a rough day…
Makeover Time
The drop in confidence you experience when your daughter makes this and says “Look! It’s you Mommy!”
Beauty Queen
Dizzle got really upset when I tried to take the mascara off her face. “Leave it on! I’m beautiful!”
Roommate
Sure Dizzle, you can sleep in our bed. Oh, please make yourself comfortable. Yeah, by all means, stretch your legs out. Oh, your foot is cold? Your daddy’s face will keep it warm.