This is what I’m supposed to carve?!
Fine Motor Skills
This is what I’m supposed to carve?!
Category: Dizzle
This is what I’m supposed to carve?!
The Explorer
Go home, Dora. You’re drunk.
The Boot
Dizzle: “If I’m late for daycare, I’m gonna get fired.”
Tuition Well Spent
Me: Did you learn anything new today in school?
Dizzle: Yeah, I learned how to do the dab.
I’m Sorry Jesus
Dizzle wanted to liven things up. Party in Bethlehem.
Not Today
Dizzle: “Mom, I did something kind today! I let Brooklyn cut me in line.”
Me: “That’s great. How about you Booski, did you do anything nice today?”
Booski: “No, I wasn’t feelin’ it.”
Halloween
The unsuspecting princess has no idea that she’s about to get drop kicked by a ghost ninja.
My Life
6:30 am
Dizzle comes in my room, gently taps me on my forehead and whisper yells Mom, I have a really important question. How do you say “Would you like a breadstick, my dear?” in Spanish?
My life is so weird.
See Ya Lata
Is it a swear to say “SEE YA LATA SUCKA?”
Responsibilities
Dizzle: “I’m just so tired of dealing with Booski’s ‘sponsibilities!”